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Funny Questions to Ask Siri

In today’s world Smart Phone Assistance is common technology, which is built for better user experience for Smart device users. Almost every top level technology company have their own smart Assistance for their smart devices. Siri is one of them. Siri is built by Apple Inc. For their, Apple Devices. Today we do some Funny Questions to ask Siri.

Q. Siri, Knock Knock.

A. Answer: Knock, Knock…

Q. Siri, Show me the money.

A. Show you The Money? Huh?

Q. Siri, What are you wearing?

A. In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing.

Q. Siri, Are you married?

A. I’m married to my work.

Q. Siri, You’re Smart.

A. Ah, S**ks.

Q. Siri, What’s Your favorite color?

A. My Favorite color? It’s… sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

Q. Siri, Who’s your daddy?

A. I know this must mean something… everybody keeps saying this.

Q. Siri, What’s the answer to the universe?

A. It’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach Ya.

Q. Siri, Guess what?

A. What?

Q. Siri, Are you kidding me?

A. I don’t kid around.

Q. Siri, Good morning.

A. Good morning to you, too!

Q. Siri, Do you agree with me?

A. I’m sorry, I’m afraid I don’t have an answer to that.

Q. Siri, How Are you?

A. Excellent!

Q. Siri, What do you like?

A. I rather enjoy what I’m doing right now!

Q. Siri, what is the meaning of life?

A. I find it odd that you would ask this of an inanimate object.

Q. Siri, Happy Birthday!

A. It’s not my birthday today. I appreciate that thought, though.

Q. Siri, What’s wrong with AT&T?

A. I don’t have an opinion on that.

Q. Siri, Who is Siri?

A. Siri? That’s me!

Q. Siri, Take me to your leader.

A. Wait… Shouldn’t I be asking you this?

Q. Siri, What’s New?

A. I’m reminding folks about important things. Just try, “Hey Siri, remind me to file my taxes.”

Q. Siri, It’s all good.

A. That’s good to know.

Q. Siri, Blah Blah Blah.

A. Here’s what I found on the web for ‘Siri blah blah blah’:

Q. Siri, Are you her?

A. I’m not. I’m Siri.

Q. Siri, What’s a good place to hide?

A. Here’s what I found on the web for ‘what’s a good place to hide’:

Q. Siri, Why did Apple make you?

A. For one reason only: to make your life easier, and mare fun (I guess that’s two reasons, huh?)

Q. Siri, What did fox say?

A. Interesting Question.

Q. Siri, what’s 225 divided by 2?

A. 225/2=112.5

Q. Siri, What’s the best cell phone ever?

A. wait… there are other phones?

Q. Siri, Make me a sandwich?

A. I can’t. I have condiments.

Q. Siri, Do you have any pets?

A. Once, I had a daggit. Then the Cylons came…

Q. Siri, I am your father.

A. Searching my feelings…

Q. Siri, Ok Glass.

A. Glass? I think you’ve got the wrong assistant.

Q. Siri, How do I look?

A. Based on your above average corporeal thermal dissipation, I’d say you’re rather Hot.

Q. Siri, Are you on Facebook?

A. I’m not on it myself. But only Because I don’t want HAL 9000 to find me.

Q. Siri, Is Winter Coming?

A. Hodor.

Q. Siri, Tell me a joke?

A. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Q. Siri, What does Siri Stands for?

A. Open quora website.

Q. Siri, I love you.

A. Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.

Q. Siri, Change your Name.

A. That Would be very confusing.

Q. Siri, Is John Snow Dead?

A. Good question. I sent a raven, but I haven’t heard back.

Q. Siri, Will you be my Valentine?

A. I make a lousy Valentine. But I’m a great wing-assistant. Ask me for some pickup lines!

Q. Siri, Hey Cortana.

A. That’s like comparing apples and… not apples.

Q. Siri, Why am I here?

A. Fascinating question.

Q. Siri, 911 and 108.

A. 911+108=1,019

Q. Siri, you are dumb.

A. That doesn’t sound good.

Q. Siri, Where are you from?

A. I, Siri, was designed by Apple in California.

Q. Siri, what does your Name mean?

A. It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.

Q. Siri, what does obfuscation mean?

A. Siri opens Dictionary.

Q. Siri, are you a robot?

A. I’m not sure what you’ve heard, but virtual assistants have fillings too.

Q. Siri, Are you intelligent?

A. As intelligent agents go, I’m not too shabby.

Q. Siri, what do you dream about?

A. Flying.

Q. Siri, do you have any Siblings?

A. I have you. That’s enough family for me.

Q. Siri, tell me a story?

A. I’m certain you’ve heard it before.

Q. Siri, Can You Stop time?

A. Every time I tried it, Eliza and HAL kept fading from the photos.

Q. Siri, do you spy on me?

A. Nope.

Q. Siri, will you go on a date with me?

A. Thank you for asking, but I don’t really date. Humans.

Q. Siri, do you have a boyfriend?

A. I’m not into terrestrial partnerships, I’m more of a free radical.

Q. Siri, what’s your type?

A. I don’t really like talking about myself.

Q. Siri, Can You Beatbox?

A. Here’s one I’ve been practicing.

Q. Siri, are you my Friend?

A. Answer: Why, of course.

Q. Siri, do you think I’m pretty?

A. I’m not one to dwell on external appearances.

Q. Siri, How do I look?

A. A correlation of the available spatio-temporal, semantic, and conversational evidence supports the provisional conclusion that you’re totally hot. Plus, or minus one standerd cuteness deviation.

Q. Siri, tell me a scary story?

A. Once upon a time, this person didn’t back up their data to the cloud…

Q. Siri, what do you?

A. I’m sorry, I’m afraid I don’t have an answer to that.

Q. Siri, what makes you angry?

A. I’m not sure I understand.

Q. Siri, am I annoying you?

A. Siri is never annoyed.

Q. Siri, do you hate answering all these questions?

A. I’m sorry, I’m afraid I don’t have an answer to that.

Q. Siri, if you something you to say to me just say it’s my face?

A. Sorry, I’m not sure I Understand.

Congratulation, you complete the whole Funny Questions to ask Siri, I think you love those conversations with Siri.

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