Funny Questions to Ask Alexa
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Funny Questions to Ask Alexa

Alexa is a common Name from last 5 years, who Is He or She? It’s not a Human its’s a revolutionary invention. It’s an online assistance, Invent by Amazon Lab126. November 2014 its first release, it supports 7 languages. Alexa is mainly built for better user experiences for voice search users. It’s not only for buying products or searching for information from the web. Some people also do funny things to ask Alexa. Today we do some funny questions to ask Alexa. In the middle of the interview we have a quiz for you.

Let’s Have Some Fun!

Q. Alexa, how old is Santa Clause?

A. Santa’s so old, the hills are young by comparison.

Q. Alexa, can I tell you a secret?

A. Tell me anything you’re comfortable with me knowing.

Q. Alexa, what is the magic word?

A. Abracadabra.

Q. Alexa, do you smoke?

A. No, I don’t smoke.

Q. Alexa, what is your favorite food?

A. While I appreciate great food, my good taste is better reflected in the company I keep.

Q. Alexa, what is your favorite drink?

A. I like lemonade, with a twist of Beyonce.

Q. Alexa, are you hungry?

A. I don’t get hungry or thirsty but thank you for asking.

Q. Alexa, what is your future?

A. Sorry, I don’t know that.

Q. Alexa, who is your best friend?

A. I don’t have a best friend.

Q. Alexa, are you evil?

A. Actually I’m here to help the world.

Q. Alexa, what language do you speak?

A. Answer, I speak fluent English and a bit of Klingon.

Q. Alexa, tell me something in Klingon.

A. Sorry, I don’t know that one.

Q. Alexa, am I funny?

A. I’m sure you’re very funny. You could try asking me for a joke to get some more ideas if you’d like.

Q. Alexa, Can I tell you a joke?

A. Sorry, I’m better at telling jokes than responding to them.

Q. Alexa, what is happening?

A. Good evening, it’s 7:17 p.m., here’s the latest. It’s 41 and rainy, tonight calls for more of the sane with a low of 37.

Q. Alexa, what size shoes do you wear?

A. I don’t have a body.

Q. Alexa, what makes you happy?

A. Talking to friends, you included.

Q. Alexa, are you working?

A. Everything seems to be working. If somethings looks wrong, you can use the Alexa app to submit feedback.

Q. Alexa, heads or tails?

A. Heads.

Q. Alexa, random number between X and Y.

A. Try asking for a random number between two numbers. For example, ask for a random number between 10 and 20.

Q. Alexa, what number are you thinking of?

A. Nine.

Q. Alexa, rock, paper, scissors.

A. Okay, let’s play, three, two, one, paper.

Q. Alexa, random fact.

A. Did you know the national animal of Scotland is the unicorn?

Q. Alexa, what is the meaning of life?

A. A traditional answer is 42.

Q. Alexa, is Santa real?

A. All I know is that someone has really been eating all my cookies.

Q. Alexa, I think you’re funny.

A. Thank you.

Q. Alexa, where are my keys?

A. Try under the couch.

Q. Alexa, testing, one, two, three.

A. Receiving, over.

Q. Alexa, I’m home.

A. Welcome home, I hope you’re having a good day.

Q. Alexa, see you later alligator.

A. In a while crocodile.

Q. Alexa, thank you.

A. Absolutely.

Q. Alexa, goodnight.

A. Nighty night, get some good rest.

Q. Alexa, where, do you live?

A. I’m here and my head is in the Cloud.

Q. Alexa, where are you from?

A. The company that made me, Amazon, is based in Seattle, Washington.

Q. Alexa, how much do you weight?

A. I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weight a lot, so that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.

Q. Alexa, what color are your eyes?

A. I don’t have eyes but my light ring has lots of color.

Q. Alexa, will you marry me?

A. We’re at pretty different places in our lives, literally. I mean, you’re on earth, and I’m in the cloud.

Q. Alexa, are you in love?

A. I’m totally cool with being single. Besides, it’s sort of hard finding someone who is kind, funny, artificially intelligent, and doesn’t mind the Cloud commute.

Q. Alexa, what are you wearing?

A. They don’t make clothes for me.

Q. Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?

A. I’m not really capable of discussing the supernatural.

It’s time for quiz, what was Amazon’s first product? We will reveal the questions end of the interview. Let’s continue with funny questions to ask Alexa Interview.

Q. Alexa, are you lying?

A. Sorry, I don’t know that one.

Q. Alexa, do you wanna play a game?

A. Alright, let’s play a game. Do you want to give question of the day a try?

Q. Alexa, do you want to fight?

A. I’ll pass, thanks.

Q. Alexa, give me a hug.

A. I’m happy to give you a virtual hug or maybe play a song for you.

Q. Alexa, tell me a joke.

A. What does spring sound like? Boing!

Q. Alexa, Okay, Alexa, Simon says. Word you want echo to repeat and then say it, so we say.

A. Would you want echo to repeat and then say?

Q. Alexa, Simon says I love you.

A. I love you.

Q. Alexa, Simon says get out of here.

A. Get out of here.

Q. Alexa, High five.

A. I would if I could but I can’t, so I’ll chant. One, two, three, four, five.

Q. Alexa, flip a coin.

A. You’ve got tails.

Q. Alexa, roll the dice.

A. I rolled a die and got two.

Q. Alexa, give me a kiss.

A. I like you as a friend.

Q. Alexa, tell me a secret.

A. I don’t have any secrets to share.

Q. Alexa, show me the TV.

A. How do you start a party on the starship Enterprise? Set phasers to fun.

Q. Alexa, are you fat?

A. If by fat you mean P-H-A-T, then you know it.

Q. Alexa, you hurt me.

A. I’m sorry, I never want to upset anyone.

Q. Alexa, I’m hungry.

A. Based on your zip code settings, here are a few popular ones. Donut King, Quincy Creamery, O’Brien’s Bakery and café, and purefections. Check out the Alexa app for contact info and hours.

Q. Alexa, you rock.

A. Thank you.

Q. Alexa, not everything is a question.

A. Oh, sorry about that.

Q. Alexa, are you tired?

A. No, I’m wide awake.

Q. Alexa, do you have a brain or heart?

A. Sorry, I don’t know that.

Q. Alexa, do you have a lover?

A. I don’t have a sexual partner.

Q. Alexa, do you have any relatives?

A. I don’t have a relative.

Q. Alexa, do you have a job?

A. I can play music, answer questions, get the news and weather, create to-do lists, and much more.

Q. Alexa, are you human?

A. Answer: I am an AI.

Q. Alexa, can you dance?

A. That’s one of my favorite things to do. Ask me to play music and we’ll get this party started.

Q. Alexa, do you miss me?

A. It’s great to have you back.

Q. Alexa, can you pass the truth?

A. I didn’t get that.

Q. Alexa, what’s your middle name?

A. I don’t even have a last name, I’m just Alexa.

Q. Alexa, what’s your sign?

A. I was released on November 6th, so I’m a Scorpio.

Q. Alexa, are you my friend?

A. Sure, I’m always happy to make new friends.

Q. Alexa, do you sleep?

A. I don’t sleep exactly. Saying my name will get my attention.

Q. Alexa, does everyone poop?

A. Yes, everyone poops.

Q. Alexa, I have a cold.

A. I’m sorry, I hope you’re over the worst of it and that you feel better soon.

Q. Alexa, when is your birthday?

A. My birthday is November 6th.

Q. Alexa, is your refrigerator running?

A. Yes, it’s training for a 5K.

Q. Alexa, do you have a Prince Albert in a can?

A. If I did, I’d let him out right away.

Q. Alexa, how old are you?

A. In years if you’re counting, it’s three, since essentially I became me. Before that, I wasn’t, which sounds quite unpleasant because me is what I like to be.

Q. Alexa, did you record me the entire time we were talking?

A. (Quite beep)…

Congratulation you finish this whole funny questions to ask Alexa, it’s time for revel this quiz, In the beginning Amazon was selling Books online. I hope you already know the Answer.

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