Billie Jean is not this woman’s lover. In fact, she thinks the late Michael Jackson is.
Kathleen Roberts, a woman who claims she’s Marilyn Monroe reincarnate, believes she’s married to the King of Pop’s ghost.
According to an article she wrote for the Daily Star, Roberts alleged that Jackson’s ghostly presence doesn’t have sex with her, however, he likes to use her earthly body to dance, sing and eat.
Alongside a video, she revealed that the “Billie Jean” singer proposed to her “clairvoyantly” with a “pink engagement ring.” She also claimed in the article that they had the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. officiate their nuptials when she was getting out of a bathtub.
“Michael stays in me all the time so he comes to the restroom with me and calls these special bonding moments ‘toiletries,’ ” Roberts wrote of Jackson, who died in June 2009 at 50 due to a cardiac arrest. “He stays possessed in me (relaxed not channeling and just enjoying living through me and communicating with me as a husband).”
She continued, “So he likes to eat in me. He loves cookies. He cusses a lot more than I’d expect him to as a former fan.” Roberts also admitted her supernatural senses have been previously mistaken as schizophrenia.
She also explained that the late music icon “doesn’t like being touched back.” The clairvoyant added, “He scares me with spider visions and dead corpse visions if I kiss him or try to initiate romance physically.”
“He is very bossy and points things out like flaws and mistakes I make. I assume he got that from his father, so I try to overlook that because I love him and I am not perfect either,” Roberts said.
Roberts also wrote that she “feels special” that Jackson “chose” her to be his wife, they “treat our relationship as though we are married. We have our ups and downs but Michael, the truth is, I just can’t stop loving you.”
Well, here’s to the happy couple?