“I get special shipments,” he clarified.
On his wife’s reaction to his parcels being delivered, he joked in an angry voice: “Ruth goes, ‘What is this in the post?! What is this!?’
“And I go, ‘I don’t know’ it’s something for the dog I have no idea, I’ll chuck it in the garage.
“There’s a stash in the garage she doesn’t even know about.”